喜羊羊与灰太狼：Here Comes the Wolf - The First Episodee

And here is the English. Definitely not better in English. In fact, this show in English loses all it charm once translated. I explained why in my essay. Anyways, enjoy!

Here Comes the Wolf Part I

Narrator:
In the year 3010 of the Sheep Calendar
The forebearer to first take charge in the first generation of soft sheep herd
The village leader Puffball, in order to escape the marauding wolves
Brought his people to a green grassy plain.
And at that time when the pack of wolves were chasing the them from the forest to the grassy plain
The village leader Puffball had ordered a tall, tall gate to be erected at the edge of the bridge
The leader of the wolves, Big Brute Force Wolf, and his pack of hungry wolves
Did every possible method including jumping, climbing, knocking and hitting
But were never able to pass through the steel gate
Instead, the wolves could only stare, could only gape at the scene behind the gate
Where the pack of fat sheep would sing and dance, to which they salivated
At then at some unknown time
A terrible idea from within the wolfpack came forth:

Bad Idea Wolf:
Let’s go on a diet, so once we get thin enough
We can fit through the bars of the steel gate and pass through
And then we can eat those fat lambs

Narrator:
Big Brute Force Wolf was probably about to faint from hunger
Because he unexpectedly agreed to this bad idea, and began to forcefully lose weight
And lose and lose…

Up until one day…

So skinny that he was just skin on bones, Big Brute Force Wolf really did succeed
And when he successfully passed through the steel gate
He unexpectedly saw…
(a rock disguised as a lamb)

Big Brute Force Wolf swallowed the rock lamb decoy and, with his mouth full of white foam, died
Under the light of a full moon

From then on, the wolf people all over the globe would spread this hungry wolf legend:
The fattest lambs on Earth were located on the green grassy plain
But there weren’t any wolves willing to take on this idea
For otherwise they would be cursed with bad luck
And so every at full moon of every month, hungry wolves commemorate Big Brute Force Wolf
By baying sorrowfully at the full moon
To this very day

In the year 3513 of the Sheep Calendar
The leader of the green grassy plain
Has already been passed to village leader Slow Lambie
At this time
Grey Wolfhound, the 250th grandson of Big Brute Force Wolf
Due to the fact that he is of low skill and unable to stay amongst the wolf pack
Is reminded of the legend of the hungry wolf
So he brought his wife, Scarlet Wolfhound
To the forest on the opposite bank of the green grassy plain
Where he saw so many fat sheep on the plain that he could not possible eat them all
And at last realized that the legend was true
And so, the war between the soft sheep and the hungry wolf
Would again unfold before our very eyes

(Here comes the wolf)

(School of Fat Sheep – end of school year celebration carnival)

Slow Lambie:
Attention students…
Attention students, tomorrow summer vacation will begin
And during vacation
You must be obedient to your parents
You must finish the summer vacation assignment, and you must pay attention when crossing the street
When you go out to play don’t stray too far

Stewy Lambie:
Beautiful Lambie, when all is said and done, when will the village head finally finish speaking?
Really!

Beautiful Lambie:
Stewie Lambie, according to the pace of Slow Lambie’s speech
At the very least it will be finished by tonight

Lazy Lambie:
And you must especially be careful
Because on the outside is a very fearful big wolf
Everybody please remember
Once you see this animal you must at once flee

Happy Lambie:
Looking at him doesn’t seem to be so dangerous

Slow Lambie:
He is very dangerous

Stewie Lambie:
It doesn’t seem like he has any attack power

Slow Lambie:
You can’t ever lower your guard

Beautiful Lambie:
Why does he seem so familiar?

Happy Lambie:
He has grow up to look a lot like Village Elder!

Stewie Lambie:
This is Village Elder when he was a kid

Village Leader Slow Lambie:
Sorry, it’s not this picture… it’s this picture
Why does it seem like you are not all here?
Who hasn’t come yet?

Beautiful Lambie:
Oh no, it’s Lazy Lambie, Lazy Lambie isn’t here

Slow Lambie:
Where is he?

Happy Lambie:
I’ll take a look-see
Village Elder, Lazy Lambie is over there sleeping

Slow Lambie:
Happy Lambie, bring him back here!

Happy Lambie:
Sure thing, Village Elder
Village Elder, he is still sleeping

Village Elder:
Really, how can this be so? He really is a Lazy Lambie just like his name!
Fetch the stink grass!

Happy Lambie:
Coming

Lazy Lambie:
Really stinky!

Scarlet Wolfhound:
Sheep, fat sheep, very fat sheep
Many very fat sheep, one two three

Grey Wolfhound:
Wife, you have no need to count
You can count for an entire year and still not finish counting


Here Comes the Wolf PART II

Grey Wolfhound:
I didn’t think that the original hungry wolf myth was real
The green grassy plain really does have many lambs
Tonight we can eat lamb hot pot
Tomorrow we can eat lamb skewers
The day after that we can

Scarlet Wolfhound:
You talk very happily
When are you going to go out and catch one to bring back?

Grey Wolfhound:
Relax, in this place
The lambs can’t just go anywhere

Scarlet Wolfhound:
But… how are you going to get past the steel gate?

Grey Wolfhound:
What… steel gate?
That...
According to the book “100 ways to catch a lamb”
As written by my great great great great great great great great grandfather
Sheep are very easily tricked, all you need is a lambskin
Since we are pressed for time I have already prepared
I will disguise myself as one of their relatives, and then…

Scarlet Wolfhound:
What’s the use of being a relative?
Did you entertain my aunt when she came by to visit?

Grey Wolfhound:
Even if that’s so there’s no need to worry
Here it is written
We should use things that they like in order to tempt them
I’ve already prepared for this

Scarlet Wolfhound:
What are you still laughing about? Quickly, go catch a lamb
I am very hungry

Grey Wolfhound:
Yes, my wife, but being hungry has its good points

Scarlet Wolfhound:
Why is that?

Grey Wolfhound:
To lose weight

Disguised Grey Wolf:
Little fat sheep, what’s your name?

Lazy Lambie:
I’m called Lazy Lambie

Disguised Grey Wolf:
Hey, give me a hand and open this gate please
Open the gate
Open it now!

Lazy Lambie:
What are you calling out for? Can’t you see the doorbell?

Disguised Grey Wolf:
What are you still sleeping for? I’ve already pressed the doorbell

Lazy Lambie:
I only told you that there is a doorbell
I didn’t say I would open the door

Happy Lambie:
Auntie, whom are you looking for?

Disguised Grey Wolf:
I am the relative of your village leader

Happy Lambie:
A relative of the Village Elder? Okay, I go get him right away

Disguised Grey Wolf:
Hey, can’t you open the door first?


Village Elder:
What’s that, we have a relative?

Happy Lambie:
That’s what that auntie said

Village Elder:
Couldn’t be! According to the records of our family lineage
Our most closest distant relative
Is from 300 years ago

Happy Lambie:
This I’m not too sure about, it is the auntie who said she knows you

Village Elder:
Well, we’d better take a look
Wait for me


Baby Snail:
Mother, you’ve tricked me

Mother Snail:
Baby Snail, how have I tricked you?

Baby Snail:
You said that snails move the slowest, but I don’t think so


Disguised Grey Wolf:
Why hasn’t your Village Eldar arrived yet?

Happy Lambie:
Soon, he’ll get here soon
He has already arrived

Village Eldar:
Is this auntie the one who is related to me?

Disguised Grey Wolf:
Yes, I am your grandfather’s second uncle’s third cousin’s wife’s sister
Do you recognize me?

Village Eldar:
Why yes, I think I do have this relative

Disguised Grey Wolf:
That’s right, now quickly open the door

Village Eldar:
Which one is it?

Happy Lambie:
“very strange footsteps”
Auntie, you are sweating profusingly, is it too hot?
Allow me to turn on the fan

Beautiful Lambie:
Oh noes! Auntie’s appearance has completely changed

Stewie Lambie:
She doesn’t look like us at all one bit!

Village Eldar:
I’ve found it, I’ve found it
According to his characteristics
Without a doubt, I say that he is a wolf

Everybody:
A wolf?

Grey Wolfhound:
Correct, I am Grey Wolfhound

Beautiful Lambie:
So that’s how wolves actually look!
They aren’t cute in the slightest way!

Stewie Lambie:
Are you going to bark? Give me a little bark to hear

Grey Wolfhound:
Why is it that the lambs of the present don’t fear wolves whatsoever?

Stewie Lambie:
C’mon… bark…
Hey, he wants to bite me

Village Eldar:
Naturally
According to what the book says
Wolves will not only bite lambs but will eat lambs
They most like to eat lambs

Everybody:
Eat lambs?

Village Eldar:
Correct, and that means us

Happy Lambie:
Stewie Lambie, you first take away the Village Leader

Village Leader:
The book was written 500 years ago
Many of our ancestors were eaten by wolves

Stewie Lambie:
Run faster!

Grey Wolfhound:
Little fat sheep, aren’t you scared of me? What is your name?

Happy Lambie:
My name is Happy Lambie
Grey Wolfhound, if you want to eat us it won’t be so easy

Grey Wolfhound:
I’ll be fine with just eating this fat one
Come, and open the door for me
I have something to give you
Look

Happy Lambie:
Thanks, but I don’t like eating carrots

Grey Wolfhound:
There’s no way!
The book clearly states that sheep like to eat carrots
Why would it be this way?

Happy Lambie:
Excuse me.. excuse me..
We are sheep, we are not rabbits
(“100 ways to catch a rabbit”)

Grey Wolfhound:
Hurry up and open the door, because I’m getting angry

Happy Lambie:
Stop making a fuss, okay?
Here’s present for you

喜羊羊与灰太狼：狼来了 The First Episode

喜羊羊与灰太狼：狼来了Part I

Here it is, after making an analysis of the show in both Chinese and English this is my first full transcription and translation of the show. Honestly and frankly, this is pretty easy stuff but I think it's important to the blog as evidence for my claims; as well, if you watch the show without studying it some things will pop up that you'll completely miss, not 成语 but word phrases like 掉以轻心and 岂有此里. The show goes by really fast.

All the same, after busting my brain on such hard Chinese as the "Alianya" post and the "Go make money" post, it's nice to do something a little easier. I'll come back and do a few more 喜羊羊episodes just for the kick of it. Enjoy. This is the Chinese one, and the English translation will come afterwards.

Narrator:

羊历3010年

绵羊族群的祖先第一代领头羊 族群 zu2qun2 – ethnic group, community；祖先 zu3xian1 – ancestors, forebears 领头 ling3tou2 – to be the first to start, to take the lead

软绵绵村长为了逃避狼群追杀 软绵绵 ruan3mian4mian4 – soft, sentimental feeble；为了wei4le – in order to, for the purpose of, so as to；追杀 zhui1sha1 – to run after to kill

来到了青青草原

当狼群从森林追到青青草原的时候

软绵绵村长已经下令在桥上建了一道高高的铁闸 下令 xia4ling4 – to give an order；闸 zha2 – gear, brake, sluice

狼群的首领武大狼和一群饿狼 首领 shou3ling3 – leader, boss, chief

用尽方法,又跳又爬又敲又打

都没有办法通过铁闸

只能眼睁睁的看着铁闸后面

唱歌跳舞的一群肥羊直流口水

不知什么时候

狼群里有个声音出了个馊主意 馊主意 sou1zhu3yi4 – rotten idea (bad)

Bad Idea Wolf:

我们减肥,只要我们瘦下来

就可以从铁闸的铁枝中间穿过去

到时候就可以吃到肥羊了

Narrator:

武大狼也可能饿昏了 昏 hun1 – to lose consciousness, to faint

居然听信了这个主意,拼命的减肥 听信 ting1xin1 to believe what one hears (sth correct or one-sided )

减啊减…

直到有一天…

瘦得皮包骨的武大狼果然成功了 果然 guo3ran2 – really, sure enough, as expected

当他成功穿越铁栏后 穿越 chuan1yue4 – to pass through, to cross, to overcome；

铁栏 tie3lan2 – steel fence

他居然看到… 居然 ju1ran2 – unexpectedly

(a rock disguised as a sheep)

吞下石羊的武大狼口吐白沫,死了 沫 mo4 - foam

当日正是月圆之夜

从此,狼群的世界里就流传着这样一个饿狼传说: 从此 cong2ci3 – after that, from now on, since then, henceforth；流传 liu2chuan2 – to spread, to circulate；传说 chuan2shuo1 – legend, folklore

世界上最肥的羊在青青草原

可是任何一只狼都不要打他们的主意

否则一定会交上恶运 否则 fou3ze2 – if not, otherwise, else, or else；恶运 e4yun4 – bad luck

每当月圆,饿狼为了纪念武大狼

都会向天空发出哀呜 哀 ai1 – sorrow, grief, pity, to lament；呜 wu1 – a cry, whimper

直到今天

羊历3513

青青草原的领头羊

已经换成了慢羊羊村长

这时候

武大狼的第250代孙子灰太狼

因为本领低微无法在狼群里立足 本领 ben3ling3 – skill, ability, capability；低微 di1wei1 – low(of a voice or sound); lowly, humble；立足 li4zu2 – foothold

想起了饿狼传说

当他带着自己的妻子红太狼

来到青青草原对岸的森林

看见草原上吃不尽的肥羊

才知道传说是真的

就这样,一场饿狼和绵羊的战争

又将再次出现在我们的眼前

(狼来了)

(大肥羊学校 – 散学典礼嘉年华) ；散学 san4xue2 – end of school；典礼 dian3li3 – celebration/ceremony；嘉年华 jia1nian2hua2 – carnival

慢羊羊：

各位同学…

各位同学,明天就放假了

在放假的时候

大家要听爸爸妈妈的话

把假期作业做好,注意交通安全 作业 zuo4ye4 – school assignment, homework, work, task；交通安全 jiao1tong1an1quan2 – traffic safety

出去玩的时候不要跑的太远

沸羊羊：

美羊羊,村长到底要讲到什么时候呀 到底 dao4di3 – finally, in the end, when all is said and done

真是 真是 zhen1shi4 – Really! (interjection of annoyance or frustration)

美羊羊：

沸羊羊,按照慢羊羊村长的速度 按照 an4zhao4 – according to

起码是今天晚上 起码 qi3ma3 – at the very least, at the very minimum

慢羊羊：

尤其要小心的是

外面会有可怕的大灰狼

大家都记住

见到了这样的动物一定要逃跑

喜羊羊：

看起来也不是那么危险呀

慢羊羊：

他很危险的

沸羊羊：

好象没什么攻击力嘛 攻击 gong1ji1 – to attack; to slander

慢羊羊：

你不要掉以轻心 掉以轻心 diao4yi3qing1xin1 – to treat sth lightly; to lower one’s guard

美羊羊：

怎么这么眼熟啊

喜羊羊：

长得真像村长啊

沸羊羊：

这就是村长小时侯

村长慢羊羊：

对不起,不是这张…是这张

你们怎么好象没到齐呀?

有谁没来吗

美羊羊：

哎哟,是懒羊羊,懒羊羊还没来

村长慢羊羊：

他在哪儿呢?

喜羊羊：

我看看

村长,懒羊羊在那儿睡觉呢

村长慢羊羊：

喜羊羊,把他带回来

喜羊羊：

是的,村长

村长,他还是在睡觉啊

村长慢羊羊：

真是岂有此里,实在是太懒了 岂有此里 qi3you3ci3li3 – how can this be so?

把臭草拿来

喜羊羊：

来了

懒羊羊：

臭死了

红太狼：

羊,肥羊,好肥的羊

好多肥的羊,一,二,三

灰太狼:

老婆您就甭数了 甭 beng2 – contraction of 不and用

数一年都数不完呢

喜羊羊与灰太狼：狼来了PART II

灰太狼：

没想到原来饿狼传说是真的

青青草原果然有好多好多的羊啊

今天晚上可以吃涮羊肉了

明天我们可以做羊排

后天我们做…

红太狼：

你说得高兴

什么时候你去抓一只来呀?

灰太狼：

您放心好了,就这么一个地方

肥羊跑不到哪儿去的

红太狼：

可是…那道铁门你怎么过去呀?

灰太狼：

什么…铁门?

这个…

根据这本太太太太太太太太爷爷的著作 根据 gen1ju4 – according to, based upon, basis, foundation；

“捉羊一百法”的记载 记载 ji4zai3 – to write down, record, written account

羊是很容易骗的,只要有一张羊皮

由于时间关系我也准备好了 由于 you2yu2 – as a result of；关系 guan1xi(4) – relations, relationship

我呀就装成他们的亲戚,然后…

红太狼：

亲戚有什么用

我姑妈来的时候你有招待过吗 招待 zhao1dai4 – to entertain (guests)

灰太狼：

就算这样也不要紧

这里还写着

要用他们喜欢的东西引诱他们 引诱 yin3you4 – to coerce, to lure, to induce, to tempt

我也准备好了

红太狼：

你还笑什么?赶快抓羊去

我可是饿了

灰太狼：

是,老婆,不过饿点也好

红太狼：

为什么?

灰太狼：

减肥呀

打扮的灰太狼

小肥羊,你叫什么名字?

懒羊羊：

我叫懒羊羊

打扮的灰太狼：

嗨…帮我把门开开行吗?

开开门呀

开门啊

懒羊羊：

叫什么!没看见有门铃呀?

灰太狼：

怎么还睡呀,我不是按了门铃了吗

懒羊羊：

我只是告诉你有门铃

又没有要给你开门

喜羊羊：

大婶,您找谁呀 婶 shen3 – form of address to woman of one’s mother’s age

打扮的灰太狼：

我是你们村长的亲戚

喜羊羊：

村长的亲戚?好的,我马上去告诉他

打扮的灰太狼：

喂…你就不能先开开门吗?

村长慢羊羊：

什么,我们的亲戚?

喜羊羊：

那位大婶是这么说的

村长慢羊羊：

不会吧?根据族谱的记载.. 族谱 zu2pu3 – genealogy, a book that keeps information concerning family heritage

我们最近一个远亲

也是三百年前的了

喜羊羊：

这个我不太清楚,是大婶说认识您的

村长慢羊羊：

那就去看看吧

你等等我呀

蜗牛宝宝：

妈妈,你骗我

蜗牛妈妈：

蜗牛宝宝我怎么骗你了

蜗牛宝宝：

你说蜗牛走路最慢,我怎么不觉得

打扮的灰太狼：

你们村长怎么还不来呀?

喜羊羊：

快了,他马上就来了

已经来了

村长慢羊羊：

这位大婶就是我的亲戚吗?

打扮的灰太狼：

是呀,我就是您大爷的二舅的三表哥他老婆的妹妹

你不认识我了?

村长慢羊羊：

是吗,好象是有这么一个亲戚

打扮的灰太狼：

这就对了,您赶快开门吧

村长慢羊羊：

是哪一条呢

喜羊羊：

“好奇怪的脚印”

大婶您冒汗了,太热了吧? 冒汗 mao4han4 – to perspire, to sweat

给你风扇吹吹

美羊羊：

哎呀,大婶的样子全变了

沸羊羊：

一点都不像我们

村长慢羊羊：

查到了,查到了

根据他的特征 特征 te4zheng1 – characteristic

毫无疑问他是只狼 毫无疑问 hao2wu2yi2wen4 – certainty, without a doubt

大家：

狼?！

灰太狼：

不错,我就是灰太狼

美羊羊：

原来狼就是这样的呀

一点也不可爱

沸羊羊：

你会叫吗?叫一个听听

灰太狼：

怎么现在的羊一点都不怕狼呢

沸羊羊：

叫啊…来…

他想咬我呀

村长慢羊羊：

当然了

根据书上写的

狼不但会咬羊还会吃羊

他们最喜欢吃羊的

大家的羊：

吃羊?

村长慢羊羊：

对,就是我们嘛

喜羊羊：

沸羊羊,你先带村长他们走

村长慢羊羊：

书上记载三百年前…

我们的祖先好多都被狼吃过

沸羊羊：

快跑

灰太狼：

小肥羊,你不怕我?你叫什么名字?

喜羊羊：

我叫喜羊羊

灰太狼,你要吃我们没那么容易

灰太狼：

我只要吃这只胖胖的就够了

来…给我把门打开了

我有好东西送给你

看呀

喜羊羊：

谢谢了,可我不爱吃萝卜

灰太狼：

不可能吧?

书上明明说羊喜欢吃萝卜的呀

怎么会这样?

喜羊羊：

拜托… 拜托 bai4tuo1 – to request someone to do something (Taiwan slang)

我们是羊不是小白兔

(“捉兔100法”)

灰太狼：

快给我开门,我要发火了

喜羊羊：

别吵了,好不好

送你一件礼物喔,给你…

族群 zu2qun2 – ethnic group, community

祖先 zu3xian1 – ancestors, forebears

领头 ling3tou2 – to be the first to start, to take the lead

软绵绵 ruan3mian4mian4 – soft, sentimental feeble

为了wei4le – in order to, for the purpose of, so as to

追杀 zhui1sha1 – to run after to kill

下令 xia4ling4 – to give an order

闸 zha2 – gear, brake, sluice

首领 shou3ling3 – leader, boss, chief

馊主意 sou1zhu3yi4 – rotten idea (bad)

昏 hun1 – to lose consciousness, to faint

听信 ting1xin1 to believe what one hears (sth correct or one-sided )

果然 guo3ran2 – really, sure enough, as expected

穿越 chuan1yue4 – to pass through, to cross, to overcome

铁栏 tie3lan2 – steel fence

居然 ju1ran2 – unexpectedly

沫 mo4 - foam

从此 cong2ci3 – after that, from now on, since then, henceforth

流传 liu2chuan2 – to spread, to circulate

传说 chuan2shuo1 – legend, folklore

否则 fou3ze2 – if not, otherwise, else, or else

恶运 e4yun4 – bad luck

哀 ai1 – sorrow, grief, pity, to lament

呜 wu1 – a cry, whimper

本领 ben3ling3 – skill, ability, capability

低微 di1wei1 – low(of a voice or sound); lowly, humble

立足 li4zu2 – foothold

散学 san4xue2 – end of school

典礼 dian3li3 – celebration/ceremony

嘉年华 jia1nian2hua2 – carnival

作业 zuo4ye4 – school assignment, homework, work, task

交通安全 jiao1tong1an1quan2 – traffic safety

到底 dao4di3 – finally, in the end, when all is said and done

真是 zhen1shi4 – Really! (interjection of annoyance or frustration)

按照 an4zhao4 – according to

起码 qi3ma3 – at the very least, at the very minimum

攻击 gong1ji1 – to attack; to slander

掉以轻心 diao4yi3qing1xin1 – to treat sth lightly; to lower one’s guard

岂有此里 qi3you3ci3li3 – how can this be so?

甭 beng2 – contraction of 不and用

根据 gen1ju4 – according to, based upon, basis, foundation

记载 ji4zai3 – to write down, record, written account

由于 you2yu2 – as a result of

关系 guan1xi(4) – relations, relationship

招待 zhao1dai4 – to entertain (guests)

引诱 yin3you4 – to coerce, to lure, to induce, to tempt

婶 shen3 – form of address to woman of one’s mother’s age

族谱 zu2pu3 – genealogy, a book that keeps information concerning family heritage

冒汗 mao4han4 – to perspire, to sweat

特征 te4zheng1 – characteristic

毫无疑问 hao2wu2yi2wen4 – certainty, without a doubt

拜托 bai4tuo1 – to request someone to do something (Taiwan slang)

If You Are the One：The Crying Soldier（English)

Skip to 7:46 and witness genius; me, I'll figure out how to edit these things soon.

This is the english translation of "If you are the One". I picked a very self-contradictory show, but man, the pay off is astonishing. Way better than "Big Brother" or "The Biggest Loser", two shows that China could not possible identify with.

Enjoy.

Host:

Okay, let’s hope our next

Guest’s luck will be better

Let’s get out our third contestant

King of the Pine: (24years old)

Hi everybody, I come from Four Rivers (Sichuan)

Host:

King of the Pine, welcome

Can you please introduce yourself to

Us completely

Age, where you come from

King of the Pine:

I’m 24 years old, and I come from Four Rives

Host:

Become the Capital (Chengdu), Friendship Guest City (Yibin)

Won’t you please explain to all of us

Your uniform

King of the Pine:

I come from Four Rivers province, Become the Capital city

Where I’m a rescuer

Host:

In the midst of that applause

I can imagine

That you have a connection with

All the recent events that have happened within the country

The place of your..

What is the nature of your rescue team?

Full name, please tell us the full name of your unit

King Pine:

National Lotus Military Stationed Jade Spring Algamated Unit

Host:

We can call it the National Rescue Unit

You are not the first person here on this stage

To wear a uniform

But of this special unit

We should say

Cheerful Praise:

The first one

Host:

The first one

We should express to you

A special welcome

How about some applause everyone?

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Host:

Take a look at the 24 girls on stage

Your most favorite is whom?

Please think it over

(#14)

I hope very much that you will be able

To arrive at the “Advantage: Male” stage

When you’ll be able to meet this girl

Face to face

King of the Pine:

Okay

Host:

Okay now?

In front of me, you 24 girls

In regards to his choice of military uniform

Our member of the national rescue unit

What impression do you have?

Please think it over

(First love impressions)

Please make your decision

(20/24 remaining)

Okay, tonight you are the first male

Contestant to enter the

“Remaining in the Top 20” club

Yes, girl #20

Plum Dream Dew: (23 years old, five star hotel marketing director)

I feel he relies solely on his uniform

At my first opportunity I can not reject him because of that

I have a deep-seated admiration towards

His field of work

Thank you

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Thanks Excellence: (22 years old, student)

Previously the earthquake at Green Ocean (Qinghai) Treasure Tree (Baoshu)

Afterwards

Anyways, it really worried people

Therefore, his personal experience

Really makes people admire him

I really want to thank you, really

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Thank Excellence:

Thank you

Host:

I feel we should

We a word of thanks to you

Okay, for the rest of the remaining 20 players

Let’s take a look at his personal information

(Another Love Evaluation)

Hi everybody, my name is King of the Pines

I come from Four Rivers, Friendship Guest City

From the Stationed Jade Spring Rescue team

I started here in the field of rescue

Over three years ago

The number of rescues I’ve performed I don’t remember

From the beginning up to now

I’ve performed tens upon tens of rescues

My most memorable rescue was

When we did the flooding accident

At that time the first floor of a house

Was completely submerged

…and the safety of life

We passed by a small inflatable boat transporting some property

As it returned a little bit of it was lost

I personally felt very proud

Also, my father had gotten sick

During the time he was working in the coal mines

Due to a sudden tear

A tear in the windpipe

Afterwards, he wasn’t able to breathe properly

He contracted chronic bronchitis

Each time I saw my father get sick

I cried

There was this one time my father almost passed away

I was very sad

At that time I hadn’t started to work yet

So I applied for

The coal mine rescue team

I felt very proud

Each person I am able to save

I feel very happy

When we are doing our job as coal mine rescuers

We have one objective and that is

While other people are fleeing to a safer location

We are headed into the danger zone itself

If I can save one person, then I will save one person

If I can save two people, then I will do that

I will fulfill my responsibilities

All of my responsibilities with all of my strength

To go save each person

Host:

We can see that his eyes

Are full of tears

This should be because of his many

Personal experiences and history

There are many things that are hard for us to imagine

As we just saw in that clip there is a phrase

That during a mining disaster

While other people are going someplace safe

You are going towards someplace dangerous

Did any of your co-workers go to

The King Family mountain range mining disaster?

King of the Pine:

I didn’t go

Afterwards, our unit at the Becoming Capital Rescue base

Were sent there

Host:

How many times have you went into a mine

To perform rescue operations?

King of the Pine:

I don’t know how many times

The injury caused to my ear

Happened during one of these mining disasters

During the rescue it got injured

Host:

So you’re saying you already don’t remember the number of times?

King of the Pine:

That’s correct

Host:

Earthquakes, floods, mining disasters: all of these you’ve gone to

King of the Pine:

Yes, earthquakes and mining disasters I have all gone to

Host:

You’ve done this how many times?

Approximately how many times

Have you done this sort and kind of rescue work?

King of the Pine:

I’ve done this job for over three years

And I can’t remember, I’m not sure

Host:

Actually, we really want to know

The specific number

Now if we were in your shoes

Every time we rescued someone

Every minute would likely be

A horrifying experience

But regarding these people

This is just another day on the job

It’s like as if you were to ask a public transportation driver

How many times have you driven on your route

Just the same, he won’t be able to precisely answer you

What we want to know is

As we just saw in the clip

You monthly income

Is 1500 yuan

King of the Pine:

Yes

Host:

This is a

Job in which at any time you can come in contact with death

This income of 1500 yuan a month

We should point out, is rather low

With such little income

You still risk your life in such danger

Where do you get your strength?

King of the Pine:

My strength come from the fact that order to replace national property

I would rather sacrifice myself

And would exchange with the country a loss on my behalf

Seeing other people reunite with their families

I would also cry

We would, how do you say it,

A person’s heart is nurtured, is grown

It’s made all out of emotion

For example, right now all of my co-workers

All of them right now are at Green Ocean (Qinghai) rescuing

We were left behind

Because over there at the Four River (Sichuan)

There were more of us

And we were responsible or that side

A person can’t go to all places at once

Afterwards, I

Went to the front line at Green River (Qinghai) to meet my fellow soldiers

And to the assortment of military and non-military personnel there

I wish to pay my highest respects

(salutes)

Host:

We can imagine

From last year’s Wen river (no meaning) earthquake

To the King Family mountain range mining disaster

You and your fellow soldiers

Have done all of the country’s internal rescue operations

King of the Pine:

We have

Host:

Is there a female contestant

Who would like to ask a question?

I can see #20 Murdering Happy

Murdering Happy:

Please excuse me

Host:

Are you crying?

Murdering Happy: (22 years old, private foreign capital investor)

I’m very sorry

First I’d like to

I am deeply moved by his line of work

That is because

Mainly because of

The emotion he spoke of regarding

His father

Host:

Are you thinking of your own father?

Murdering Happy:

No

I can see that he is deeply moved by his face

And so I, very sorry, I can’t control myself

Host:

Last Name Beautiful, would you like to ask him something?

Last Name Beautiful:

I feel that you are a true man

Really

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Murdering Ocean Peace: (23 years old, private business entrepreneur)

A lot of people say that when I

Speak I say a lot of harsh words

However, I think he has many fellow soldiers

Who certainly watch our show

On TV

I think for this contestant

I will keep my light on for you until the very end

Perhaps we are not suitable for each other

But to show my appreciation and deep thanks to you

As well as to show my appreciation to your fellow soldiers

Host:

Come, let’s take a look at the next short clip

(Relationship experience)

King of the Pine:

The reason I have a child

As well as being married

Is because of my family

Because in my family there is only one child

My grandfather and grandmother and father and mother

All love me dearly with all their hearts

And they are afraid that when while on a rescue mission

Or when I’m rushing to the scene of a rescue

That an accident could happen

They couldn’t see my reasoning

So afterwards they made me get married earlier

And have children earlier

At that time I was not very satisfied

I felt that this kind of marriage

Came too suddenly

I felt as though I couldn’t accept this

But according to my grandfather and grandmother

I dearly love my grandfather and grandmother

After they had explained the reasons to me

I accepted

But now I am very regretful

Because my child now doesn’t have a mother

I hope to find someone understanding

Someone who doesn’t smoke nor drink

As long as she treats me well, my child

Treats my family well, then that will be okay

If she treats my family well

I only have one habitual trait

I am a deeply emotional and affectionate man

For her I would be willing to

Give up my own life

I would be willing

(remaining contestants: 11/24)

Host:

Often we will hear some people say

I am willing to give my life up for you

So to say, the majority of these situations

Is just talk, that’s all

However, we believe

That standing on this stage, this male contestant

Is completely capable of doing just that

Does everyone believe that?

Contestant #14

Yan Trend Good-looking: (24 years old, make-up artist)

However, I don’t think that you should talk like that

Because I know that you are a very filial child

You obey and love your grandfather and grandmother

And you dearly love your child

For them

You must live a good life

You must value your life

Even if you aren’t

Entrusted to your

Family

Likely, I feel

That I am a well satisfied individual

Even if you value your own life

You can’t just lightly say those words

Perhaps you can give your life away

But we need you

Your country needs you

Cheerful Praise: (Founder of the Color Character School)

Contestant #14 rarely speaks out

The reason why she spoke out today

Is because her father

Had left her at a very early age

So therefore once she saw your clip

She would be sympathetic

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Host:

Ocean Peace, do you have anything else to ask?

Murdering Ocean Peace:

Sometimes

We don’t have to

That is to say, each person that does something

Doesn’t have to be so, so, so good

And that’s not to say each earthquake

We all want to go, that is to say, we want to go save people

Sometimes during our lives

Simply just do one thing

Probably this world is not the same

Each good thing

Probably an ambition, that’s not to say

In order to let any number of people appreciate you

Really, is to let each person do more

So the world would be brighter a little more

Like stars in the sky

King of the Pine:

Thank you for your evaluation

Host:

Number 11, “Naughty”

How should I understand

Your light has been on up until now

Is it because you respect his profession

Or is it because you have picked him?

“Naughty”: (24 years old, professional model)

I have no reason to reject him

I feel that he is too great

Actually, I feel that I’m not good enough to be his girlfriend

I can’t be the things you want

You want a lot of things

I have kept my light on for you as a sign of respect

I don’t have any other reason

Sorry

Host:

A young person

So early has already gotten married

Due to family reasons

Right now he is still rearing a child

He has come to this stage

To deal with this in a practical way

To find a himself a female companion

To find his soulmate

A very important element to this is

To find his child

A mother

Therefore in regards to the female contestants on the stage, in this regard

You all have to face

Many other pressures

Cheerful Praise advisor

Do you have any advice for them?

Cheerful Praise:

But all of you have to think carefully

Even if

I have never ever seen before

Such an simple and honest

Man of this type, really beyond the boundary

He probably hasn’t ever personally experienced

Love

That fundamental

Feeling of love has what kind of feeling

But he already has a child

Now, he has come here

But you have to think it over

I am not saying of something lofty and special

But you at the very least need to take into consideration

His marriage experience, he has a child

Are you willing to take care of all of this?

But there is one thing for sure here

Back then, if you have seen

That emotional movie “Titanic”

He is that

Character “Jack” in that movie

Host:

That is what I was just saying

Maybe other men

Will during their sweet talk

Pledge everlasting love

Will say to you, “I’m willing to die for you”

“I willing to do whatever”

Although in each person’s life

Just like Yan Trend Good-looking

We need to respect our own lives

We need to value ourselves

For the sake of our family

For the sake of our country

But I agree with Cheerful Praise’s evaluation

It’s the same

This man is perfectly willing

To lay down his life

For his family

Now, I have to tell you

Congratulations! You made it to the Men’s Advantage Round!

(Reverse Advantage)

(400yuan)

Host:

At the moment, there are four lights still remaining

Your next task will be to

Go over there and turn off the ones you don’t want

And come back here

King of the Pine:

Okay

(salutes the girls he rejects)

Host:

Now let’s invite contestant 11 and 15

To come on down, now let’s see

Who is the girl King of the Pine secretly chose

On the big screen

Number 14, Yan2 Style Good-looking

Host:

It is my impression

That “Naughty” has been here

Relatively few times, isn’t that right?

How many times?

Do you recall?

“Naughty”:

Never

Host:

Did you hear that?

This is “Naughty’s” first time

That she kept her light on for a male contestant

Right until the very end and was invited out to the end

This is her first time

King of the Pine:

Thank you

Host:

Now, this is a rare sight

Okay, your first ability is

From a selection of 10 personal questions from these girls

You can choose one, and to further help you clarify

Take a look on the big screen

King of the Pine:

Okay

“Do you mind if my grandfather and grandmother come live with us?”

Host:

Okay, let’s take a look at question number eight

And the answers of these three girls

“Naughty”: can’t allow

Because if will interfere with my private life

Number 14, Yan2 Style Good-Looking: I don’t mind

Number 15, Warm feeling: I hope we don’t all live together

Your next ability is

To ask a personal question to

Help you further understand

King of the Pine:

I’d like to ask

These female contestants

Would you be willing or not

To raise my child with me

Because I really love him

Host:

Who would you first like to answer?

King of the Pine:

Number 14

Yan2 Style Good-Looking:

I’m going to still say it

Actually, I don’t mind your situation

Your child I also don’t mind

Because I really like kids

Naturally, I would also hope to have kids with you

However, you don’t properly value your life

I know

You could probably do it for the country

Or maybe do it for people you save

Who really need the help

But, I feel you

Honestly don’t know to value your life

You can’t say lightly say things like that

Because you can die

Host:

I think you the background behind why she would say such things

Cheerful Praise advisor

Had already informed us

Do you understand?

King of the Pine:

I understand

Host:

Contestant 15

Warm feeling: (23 years old, sales clerk at a company)

If to say two people can get along

Then a child shouldn’t be as problem

But for your girlfriend you should

Umm

Have a different second half of your life

Even if not for yourself

Do it for her

You should value your own life

Host:

Contestant 11

“Naughty”:

I don’t know

If you understand me

I am a model

In fact, I don’t mind your child

Or anything else in your family

I don’t mind, and I won’t be indifferent

You have a monthly salary of 1500 yuan

However, I want to make this clear to you

For my job each month

I have to fly to many different places

I don’t know if you can accept this

Host:

That’s right

If you want to have a new household

So to say, have someone watch over your child

This is a realistic/practical problem

Because in her line of work

The time she spends at home will not be very much

But she has left her light on to the very end

In this way

Has expressed her

Attitude

And her feeling

I hope that you can

Take their three answers an think it through clearly

King of the Pine:

Host,

If its okay I’d like to say a word

Host:

Please do

King of the Pine:

I’d like to express my appreciation

I highly respect all of you, honestly

(salutes)

I'd first like to say

That I didn’t say

How do I say it?

Because right now I have a child

I really understand the situation

Although my child’s mother is no longer with us

But I feel my child

Living with my family

I am very happy

I’d like to find a mother who will love him dearly

When his mother first passed

I even kneeled down and asked her

For our child, please don’t go

But she chose to leave

There’s nothing that can be done about it

And maybe it’s because all of my reasons

Because I’m so busy with work

Being a member of the rescue team

And don’t have any time to accompany her

Saving people is my job

Since I have to do it then I’ll do it

And that’s not to say that I will sacrifice my life

Firstly,

National property and public safety

Is our duty as members of the rescue team

And we will fulfill our duties to the very best of our abilites

Although I don’t consider myself to be a great man

But I can be the best that I can be

If all I could exert on my own

Was just a meager strength

Then it would make me happy if I could do that

And if I could exchange with the motherland a loss on my behalf

I also would be very happy

Host:

Good

Thank you

Now it’s time to

Make the final decision

King of the Pine:

Before I make my final decision

Cheerful Praise:

Wait a moment, King of the Pine

Because you do a lot of things

For other people

Therefore

In this regard from my personal perspective

I hope today you can be very happy

When you leave this stage

Now, continuing on you will make a decision

And the host Un-eldest has already explained

The rules of the game to you

I don’t know who you will choose

However, I can very precisely explain to you

In all my time being here

I can understand the object of your affection

She once

This is her second time forgetting herself

There has already been one time in which she could not accept

The reason for not accepting is

She fears the thought of loving a family member

And makes her have no choice

But to accept this fact

Therefore, if you are going to persist

And pick the girl of your dreams, so to say

Because your job

And the line of work you do itself

Will then become her responsibility as well

And leave upon her an indelible impression for life

Therefore you have a chance

Of retreating in defeat

But I really really hope that you

Will be very happy today

With your result today

Host:

I think that you understand

Cheerful Praise’s words

King of the Pine:

I can understand

Host:

Is it clear?

King of the Pine:

Very clear

Host:

Okay, thank you Cheerful Praise

Come and make tonight’s final decision

King of the Pine:
I have stayed true to my feelings and

Stuck with the same person

I still choose contestant 14

Host:

You two ladies please return to your spots

At last, we’ll give you two one minute

King of the Pine:

I am not saying

That what you said about

Me giving my life away for whatever

However, we should consider what context it is in

For example, when I’m saving someone

Each time I am

Rushing to the first one

Why?

Because other people when they are in distress

As a member of the rescue team

The first person to show up on the scene

Sometimes gets hurt

My co-workers as well as my fellow soldiers say, “You’re bleeding

You’ve gotten hurt”

But afterwards we will laugh it off

“No problem”

Anyways

The victims are still inside

We first must take care of this situation

Once we take care of their situation

We will then take care of our own

Our friends come by

And they ask me

Your salary is so low

Why do you have to do this line of work?

I answer that I feel happy

If I can

Save one person

Even though it’s my job

I still feel very happy

Host:

Good
I hope contestant 14

You’ve just passed through a period of time

In which you can understand and sympathize

With his situation

Now it is time for you to make a decision

Yan2 Style Good-Looking:

I know that you have your way of loving someone

But have you considered

That a person who has lost a loved one

Fears losing another loved one again?

If you are my husband

You will probably feel

That your wounds

Or some cuts and scrapes

You will think it is no problem

But I will feel pained and saddened

Let alone the possibility that you lose your life

You are great and I really admire you

But I’m really scared of losing the one I love the most

I probably don’t have same amount of greatness that you do

I hope that my husband

Will forever be at my side

And with me take care of our kids

Forever accompany me

Sorry

Host:

Good

King of the Pine

We have heard contestant 14’s answer

A great pity

Cheerful Praise:

Un-eldest host, hold on a minute

King of the Pine

Normally there would be some people

Leave messages on my blog

And inquire about getting the phone numbers for male contestants

Normally I don’t know

But before we conclude tonight

I earnestly request you to leave your phone number

And I’ll do what I can

Everything that is in my power to do

Okay?

King of the Pine:

Thank you, Cheerful Praise advisor

(Leaves the stage in failure)

I think that her words

Are very correct

Since I chose her

Then I should provide her with a

Warm and cozy family

And normally accompany her at her side

But because of reason associated with my job

I would probably not be able to be with her

I feel that the reasons she gave

I understand

My future thinking is

To continue working as a rescue worker

To keep saving people

And afterwards

If there is someone suitable

If I can find

Someone to be in a mutually loving relationship

To be my faithful companion and grow old together

Host:

I can remember back in 2008

The Wen1 River earthquake

Happened on May 12

And 18 days later the People’s Daily

On May 30^th printed an essay

The title was “Deep Distress Resurrects a Nation”

From that day up until now

From the Wen1 River earthquake

To the King Family mountain range coal mine disaster

Up to now

And not long before this was the Treasure Tree earthquake

And it made me think

That essay in the People’s Daily

Our people, our ethnic groups

Have experienced many hardships

Therefore, just like we have just seen

In people like King of the Pine

That they are the backbone of our people

We should express our heartfelt thanks

To him and to his comrades

Because Yan2 Style Good-Looking had lost her father

This type of special reason

In the end she rejected King of the Pine

And this made us all very regretful

Here

We hope that after we broadcast this episode

That all of our female viewers watching at home

If there is anyone

Willing to be with him

You are invited to give us “If you are the one”

A call

Or try us on our official website

And leave us a message

We will pass on your sentiments

We also hope King of the Pine

Can finally pass through our stage here at

“If you are the one”

And find real love

We wish him happiness

Wow. That really aired on Chinese mainland tv. Everybody watched it but no one knew about it!