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Monday, June 14, 2010

非诚勿扰If You Are The OneTranscript: 富二代 Rich Second Generation Part Two (English)



And finally, part two of the 富二代Rich Second Generation episode of 非诚勿扰。

I've been listening back to the audio and reading the English translation; it's a bit trippy, that's for sure. Sometimes the meaning gets lost in the translation and then sometimes the point is hammered home even harder in English. Huh.

I'd appreciate any suggestions or comments. I'll do a summary/analysis of this episode later. For my first day having written 6 posts is enough... on one of the many blogs that I keep.

Enjoy!

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain, after you have watched this video
Say a bit of what you’re feeling for us to hear

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
Very good
But I’d just like to ask you one question:
Where did your money you so like to show-off come from?
(spoken: Where did you stinky fart money come from?)

Cloud Superior:
I a) did not steal and b) did not rob
It was earned by myself
I have a clear conscience about it

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
It was all made completely by yourself?
Did you somehow make money before the first time you did business?
Was your first use of capital your own money?

Cloud Superior:
Actually my parents had a bit part in helping me with my first amount of capital
But, it was my buying shares on the stock market that really made the capital into what it is

Host:
Everybody knows
That the first start-up capital is the hardest to come by
But you said that your parents had a small hand in helping you with this
How can we understand?
Can you explain for us:
Your parents gave you
your start-up money
and then you took it from there and made it grow, is that right?

Cloud Superior:
You can understand it that way
But I think that parents
That give their children a sum of money
That is to say, to give them capital to do business with
These parents are showing confidence in their child and their talents
First, you have to establish this talent and skill
And then your parents will have confidence in you
And then they will give you the money, correct?
Moreover, I have not wasted this money they have given me
I have not gone spending this money
Instead, I have made this money grow
I feel that this thing
That is to say, my ability here
Is why I turned out this way.

Host:
Do you believe that in this world
If someone with abilities far greater than yours
But because their parents
Did not give them start-up capital
Could they end up in a tragic situation?

Cloud Superior:
I don’t believe it
Because I feel
Regarding one person’s abilities
Regarding even if they didn’t have money in the beginning to start with
They can still succeed

Host:
I’d like to ask, Thanks Excellence
With this particular book you have turned a page
What is your feeling?
After reading what is your feeling?

Thank Excellence:
I am just a regular family person
I am willing to say
But I believe
Although my family circumstances is just average
I believe I can utilize my ability
And my own two hands
To give myself everything I ever wanted
So therefore, sorry to say, I don’t like you

Plum Dawn Graceful:
I’d just like to ask you
Up until now
Your bank account has reached six million
Have you thought about repaying your parents?
You have bought for yourself three sports cars
Have you bought a present for your parents yet?
Have you considered them on their birthdays
During their anniversary
Have you accompanied them, have you shown them filial piety?
Have you thought about using your money to repay your debt to society?

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
In all truthfulness I really admire Cloud Superior
The thing I admire about you the most is
That up until now
I have not seen a person as brave as you
And so from the bottom of my heart, I’m telling you: I admire you
Even if, whether you know it or not
You are willing to fly in the face of the will of the people
How do I say it
Ah, this way
Have you heard last year in China
A lot of
Accidents were caused by children of wealthy parents
That caused bitterness and grievous bodily harm

Cloud Superior:
I know I know

Cheerful Praise:
You could talk about drifting and skidding
And talk about them in this light-hearted way
Don’t you think…

Cloud Superior:
There’s something I should clear up first
Just driving on the road has its own risks
However, the risk doesn’t come from the car
But instead from the person driving the car
And whether or not they have the skill to drive it

Cheerful Praise:
So anybody who gets into an accident
Will have said, “I think
My skill is apt and capable”

Cloud Superior:
I think these people who get into accidents are not certain of themselves
They don’t have the proper skill to drive

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
Therefore you feel you have no problem then?
You feel you are sufficiently able to drive

Cloud Superior:
That’s right, I have the skill to drive well

Host:
In other words
As we just saw in that short clip
Cheerful Praise just brought up these couple of details from the video
It was Advisor Cheerful Praise talking about that kind of drifting
Because of these few details
Combined with last year and the many things that happened
People will naturally connect them together.
The things that you have glossed over
Perhaps, will your words cancel the painful memories of some people?
Have you thought about this?

Cloud Superior:
I’ve thought about it
However not everybody is the same
Actually those who made the scandal are just one aspect of the whole problem
Actually there are a lot of things to consider
Traffic accidents happen every day, you know?
Every day it happens
But because these particular cars weren’t modified
You don’t hear about them since they aren’t scandalous and controversial
Actually the risk is the same

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
In the middle of that clip you were in
In an unprecedented action
And for the first time a contestant directly addressed the ladies in the roll call
“Horse Promise, don’t you want to ride in a BMW?
Then get in “Daddy’s” car and let’s go for a ride.”
Therefore you personally invested yourself in this matter
While you were saying these words
Did you feel you were absolutely able
To take Horse Promise away
Or did you feel
After saying these things
You could whisk any of these girls away?

Horse Promise:
Oh no, the main thing I was trying to say is
Not just any old BMW will do for me
I really do want to be taken away in a BMW, that’s correct
But there are just so many BMW’s to choose from
That’s what I mean

Cloud Superior:
No problem, at that time I was saying that
The reason is because
I saw your video (in which she said she’s rather sit in a BMW than on the back of a bike)

Host:
Just a little joke, that’s all

Cloud Superior:
That’s right, you don’t have to take it so seriously

Horse Promise:
Not so, I wasn’t even answering your question
I was answering Advisor Cheerful Praise’s question, thank you

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
On the outside these two people are grinning cheekily
But on the inside these two are trading stinging verbal barbs
Really wonderful!

Host:
Okay, right now dealing with this question
We have spent a lot of time discussing this
At present we still have six lights still in operation
Let’s take a look at his friends
How do his friends evaluate Murdering Cloud Superior

Interview with Friend:
The great thing about Murdering Cloud Superior
Is all about how he treats girls with such generosity
Take me, for instance, one of his good friends in his inner circle
This year for my birthday
I said I wanted a SLK200
And he gave it to me
But he treats girls …(can’t be hear over the roar of lights being put out)
Even a bottle of water…

Host:
Generally speaking
When this solemn and stirring music
Thunders forth
The stage is quiet
Why did the whole stage burst forth with applause?
Come give us an explanation

Thank Dictionary Corn:
You and her are just
Very naïve! Your relationship with her is that of “friends”
Friends don’t give each other sport cars as gifts!

“Pan Goldenrain Tree”(?)
So what do you give your girlfriend as a gift?

Cloud Superior:
Take a guess

Thank Dictionary Corn:
Two sport cars?

Cloud Superior:
I don’t think words could be said that way (“I don’t think you can say it that way” – but it seems different in meaning to say it like that)
Since the two of us together
Have been through a lot together
In my most difficult times
She has helped me
I have benefited from being with her
so what’s a few sport cars?

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain

Sound of Wind and Rain:
We two are in the same line of work
But your capital is from your parents
Mine is by me earning it myself
But what I earned myself
I won’t act like the show-off you are
What you earned and what your parents gave you
Spent the feeling, isn’t the same (?)

Host:
Okay, this discussion has neared its end
I think, because all the lights have been put out
This situation with Murdering Cloud Superior
Right now anything you have to say about him
Is more or less meaningless
Alas, such a pity, Murdering Cloud Superior

(Failure: Retreating)

Cloud Superior:
A lot of people were hypocritical, I think
I think they deep down
Honestly don’t think that way
I don’t know if deep down
If they will leave me their phone numbers
If they will come seek me out
Because I think
What’s so bad about being rich?
I’m not being petty, I don’t want to spoil them
I also don’t want to pay attention to whomever she is
I just want to find the girl of my dreams
I think she hasn’t appeared
Because she hasn’t been honest enough with herself

Host: (final thought)
Life is an abundance of colors
People come in all types and varieties
On our stage
We will see every type and every kind of person
Who treat life, money, and love
All with different attitudes.

非诚勿扰If You Are The OneTranscript: 富二代 Rich Second Generation Part One (English)



This is the English transcript of the 富二代Rich Second Generation episode of 非诚勿扰。

Enjoy. Cry. Laugh a little.

Once again, I'd appreciate any suggestions or help with the transcript.

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

Cloud Superior:
Hi everybody, my name is Murdering Cloud Superior
I am 23 years old.

Host:
Welcome, Murdering Cloud Superior
Glance over the 24 girls facing you
Got a good look?
(he chooses Contestant 11)
Whether or not you are able to date your choice of girl
depends upon your ability as a man
To the 24 ladies directly opposite me
Give a glance over to
The not so obviously confident young man in front of you
Killer Cloud Superior
What is your first impression?
Please think it over.

Please make your selection
(after a moment of consideration, 16 women reject him)
(remainder: 8/24)
After mulling it over for so long
They have left you with a lucky number
Of the total remaining contestants
Horse Promise, why have you put out your light?

Horse Promise:
I feel that only a young man with nice wide shoulders can provide me with the comfort of security

Cloud Superior:
Really? I think that you’re really strange. I think that a young man whose stature is proportionate can give the comfort of feeling secure as well as be pleasing to the eye, don’t you think?

Horse Promise:
But I like young men with broad wide shoulders; is that okay with you?

Cloud Superior:
For sure

Horse Promise
Well, thank you

Cloud Superior:
[in English] Okay

Host:
Killer Pondering 7-9am

Pondering 7-9am:
He just said that his stature is better than most, but I feel that his legs are too short and the trunk of his body is too long, I find you inappropriate for me

Cloud Superior:
So is what you are saying is that
Your body parts are all in proportion?
I find you very strange

Pondering 7-9am:
I think you don’t have any manners

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
How you found
Whenever someone gives an answer
He likes to answer back
intensely?

Host:
Correct,
Because we have seen those male contestants
Whose background aren’t bad, who are good-looking
All round good guys
And when the girls answer back just they have like right now
These guys silently just accept it all
Even while wearing a smile on their face

Cloud Superior:
I don’t like it
Because that’s how I am, that’s my character
I’m just like that
I think these girls are all hypocritical
I’m the one honest person here
I think they are all just pretending

Horse Promise:
Who’s hypocritical?

Cloud Superior:
Beats me
I’m just saying hypocritical people are hypocritical
If you’ve been following my words you’ll know who I’m talking about

Some Unidentified Chick: (S.U.C.)
Hold it! Un-eldest Host, let’s see the next segment.

Host:
Let’s watch this tape detailing his personal information

[Fundamental Information]
Hi everybody, my name is Murdering Cloud Superior
I am 23 years old
I work at a negotiable securities company
And also have my own business
This year I have been making preparations for my store
My store is located in a mall
A large scale
Spicy sichuanese restaurant
I believe all of you ladies who enjoy eating spicy food
Will definitely enjoy it
And I will welcome you
As my loyal customers.
If you come here
I can treat you to eat for free
The business of negotiable securities is
One that is day to day and uncertain, for sure
Because recently the market prices have not been good
Therefore I say that recently things have been “easy come, easy go”
And I put down that place(?)
But really it doesn’t matter
Regarding the knowledge of market prices sometimes
Each month I can make 30 to 50 thousand
It isn’t too bad

Host:
The Military Sound of Wind and Rain, do you find the amount of his salary to be satisfactory?

The Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
It’s alright

Host:
Wormwood Jade, and you?

Wormwood Jade:
Not too shabby
However, I want to eat spicy
I hope he can take me out to go eat spicy food

Cloud Superior:
Can do
As long as you’re up for it we can go everyday

Wormwood Jade:
Really? Do I really have this honor?

Cloud Superior:
Yes, you do, just give it a try

Host:
Mustache First Monarch, do you like to eat spicy?

Mustache First Monarch:
Very much so
Also there is…

Host:
With your voice being the way it is
And yet still insisting on eating spicy food
Will you be able to speak?

First Monarch:
Can do, the more the merrier

Host:
Ok. “Miami”, you have put your light out but you still want to say something

“Miami”: (her Chinese name is meaningless and it sounds just like the English name for “Miami”)
That’s right, I can look at this guy all day long and still not know him
I want to ask you
Do you have anything else that you’d like to strut your stuff with?
You “new money” second generation?

Cloud Superior:
I haven’t been showing off
I just like what I do
I think this is none of your business to complain about

“Miami”:
I think that your current condition
Is similar to an infant who hasn’t been weaned off breastfeeding yet
Your mother won’t give you her teat to suck
So you cry out “Waaah! Waaah!”
I think you owe an apology to
To your father and mother for having them give you this life and position
I think you have the ability to grow up to be a completely mature adult
And become a wonderful person

Host:
Good! Now come, let’s watch
And discover why he is at this station in life
We have just talked about his salary
Let’s take a look
At how much he owns in his bank account
On the big screen!

(6000000yuan)
Host:
If my eyes do not deceive me
Then that figure should be six million
“Miami”, if you accept what we have just heard
Please tell all of us

“Miami”: (stammering)
Yes
I think that a man
At the time when you are choosing a girlfriend
We ladies are not saying “We are going to get a bank card”,
“Whoever has the highest position, I want that person’s card”
I take into consideration the emotions, I take into consideration the individual!

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain, just now you wanted to say something

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
Right from the very beginning, I haven’t said a word
Because I feel that a man
Who has such confidence,
After all, has his reasons for being like so
Before, I very much wanted to know
The source of all his confidence
And now, I know
I think that a man who has capitalist confidence (or confidence in money)
Is a very good man

Host:
Contestant #1, Thank Excellence
For a long time we haven’t talked to you
We would like to know your thoughts on this matter

Thank Excellence:
Each person is a book
I would like to read this particular book
And see how it ends
The reason why I haven’t put out my light
Is because I have been enjoying watching
His display of confidence
Because although we Chinese pay particular attention to the “Golden Mean” (everything in moderation)
We, however, also need this way of doing things
People with courage
Otherwise everyone will be the same and act in moderation
Forever stuck in their shells
Forever never wanting to come out
This type of person can be different

Host:
Murdering Cloud Superior, what does he normally like to do?
Next clip please

[Interests and Hobbies]
Cloud Superior:
Normally I hang out with my friends
We go racing, we go to bars
We go clubbing, we go to karaoke
Later we go play golf
Or go fishing
Nothing too spectacular
Anyways the speed isn’t too fast
We go drifting
We go skidding
These are things I’m all good at doing
This car is the one I usually use for fun
Actually at my home
I have a few more other cars
At present my best car
Is my BMW 3 Series (blah blah blah-sorry I don’t understand the tech talk)
Right now I in the process of modifying it
Let me think, oh yeah
Doesn’t Horse Promise really like BMW cars?
Since she wants to cry so much
Would it be better to come cry in my BMW
I think it wouldn’t be so bad

Host:
Our rules are
Once you have put out your light, you can not put it back on again
This is based on principle
Horse Promise, if I could bend the rules for you
And let you put the light back on again
Would you be willing to do so?

Horse Promise:
Forget it, I don’t like people who show off better than me
(spoken: Forget it, I don’t like people who fart smellier than I do)

非诚勿扰Transcript: 富二代 Part Two (Chinese)



And here is part two of the video with the accompanying chinese transcript. The English translated transcript will follow, as well as a summary and analysis (I know, I know: how much can you analyze a bunch of contradictions?)

Please enjoy. Let me know of any mistakes please.

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

(孟非)
武潇,那个片子看完了
说点观后感给我们听听

(武潇)
挺好
但是我想问你一下
你这么爱现的本钱来自哪里
[你这么臭屁的本钱来自哪里]

(云超)
我觉得我一没偷二没抢
是自己挣的
我心安理得

(武潇)
你全部都是自己挣的
你做生意自史以来
第一笔钱是你自己的吗?

(云超)
第一笔钱毕竟父母少量参与点
但是是我做股票做起来的

(孟非)
大家都知道
第一桶金是最来之不易的
但是你说父母少量参与
我们该怎么理解
可不可以理解为
你父母给了你
第一笔启动的钱
然后你把它越滚越大

(云超)
可以这样理解
但是我觉得父母嘛
给孩子第一桶金
就是说给他这个资本
相信他去运作这个能力
首先你要建立这个能力
要父母去相信你
他才会给你,对吗
而且我没有去浪费
没有去花销
而是让它越来越多
我觉得这个东西
只能说我的能力在这(儿)
所以才会这样

(孟非)
你相信这个世界上
有比你能力更强的
但是因为他们爹妈
没有给他第一笔启动资金
而混得很惨吗

(云超)
我不相信
因为我觉得
一个人的能力强的话
他即使没有那个给的基金的话
他依然可以起来

(孟非)
我想问一下,谢佳
这本书你又翻了一页了
你的感觉是
读后感是

(谢佳)
我是一个家庭很一般的人
我敢在这说出来
但是我相信
虽然我家境很一般
但是我能靠我的能力
和我的双手
得到我想要的一切
所以,对不起,我不喜欢你

(李晓娜)
我想问一下你
你到目前为止
你的存款已经达到六百万了
那你有想过回报你的父母吗
你为自己买了三辆跑车
你有给你父母买什么礼物吗
有想到在他们的生日
在纪念日的时候
去陪陪他们,孝顺一下他们吗
有想过用你的钱去回报社会吗

(乐嘉老师)
我其实非常佩服云超
我最佩服你的一点是
我到目前为止
没有见到比你胆子更大的人
所以我发自内心的佩服你
就是你知道不知道
你能够冒天下之大不韪
怎么讲
可以到
你知道在去年在中国发生了
非常非常多的
是个富二代撞车
导致很多人惨痛伤亡的事情

(云超)
我知道我知道

(乐嘉)
你可以把漂移和甩尾
讲得如此地轻松
你不觉得…

(云超)
但是我有一点我要说明
车开在路上本来就有风险
但风险不来源于车辆
而来源于驾驶它的人
有没有这个能力去驾驶它

(乐嘉)
所有出事的人
都会说我觉得
我的能力没有问题

(云超)
我觉得他们不确定自己
他没有能力驾驭它

(乐嘉)
所以你觉得你很没问题
你觉得你足够驾驭

(云超)
对啊,我有这个能力驾驭

(孟非)
换句话说
刚才那个短片里面
乐嘉提到的几个细节
是乐嘉老师讲的什么漂移啊
因为这几个细节
和去年发生的那么多事情
人们会自然的联系在一起
那一些你说得轻描淡写的东西
也许会勾起很多人很痛苦的回忆
你有想到过吗

(云超)
我想到过
但是我觉得人跟人不一样
其实他们曝光的只是这一面
其实很多事情
车祸每天都在发生,你知道吗
每天都在发生
但是那些车辆因为没有改装
而不被曝光出来
其实风险是一样的

(乐嘉)
你在VCR当中
史无前例地
第一次直接点名说
马诺,你不是想坐宝马吗?
那你上爷的车来坐坐呀
所以我特别有兴趣的知道是说
当你说这句话的时候
你是觉得你肯定可以
把马诺给带走
还是你觉得
这句话说出去以后
可以把其他的女孩给带走

(马诺)
不是,主要我是说
不是每个开宝马的
我都要跟他们走,对吧
那开宝马的太多了
是这样吧

(云超)
没有啊,我当时说这话
原因是因为
我看了她那个视频啊

(孟非)
一个小小的玩笑而已

(云超)
对啊,不要太当真啊

(马诺)
不是,我也没有回答你的问题
我在回答乐嘉老师的问题,谢谢

(乐嘉)
表面上两个人嬉皮笑脸
其实里面是唇枪舌战
非常精彩

(孟非)
好,现在我们在这个问题上
花的时间已经很多了
现在还有六盏灯亮着
我们来看一看他的朋友
刘云超的朋友怎么评价他

(朋友采访)
(刘云超的朋友,女的)
刘云超的优点
在于他对女孩子特别大方
像我是他的圈中的好友算是
今年过生日的时候
我说我想要辆车SLK200
送给我了
但是他对女朋友却很XX
就连一瓶水都X得给她买

(孟非)
一般来说
当这个悲壮的音乐
响起来的时候
现场都是沉默的
为什么刚才全场响起了掌声
来给我解释一下

(谢典谷)
你和她就只是
很单纯的啊,朋友关系吗
朋友你会送一辆跑车吗

(潘栾?)
那你送你女朋友什么呀

(云超)
你猜啊

(谢典谷)
两辆跑车

(云超)
我觉得话不能这么说
因为我们是一起
经过很多事情的
在我最困难的时候
她有帮助给我
她给我的利益
远远不少于这辆跑车

(孟非)
武潇

(武潇)
我们俩是同行
但是你的资本是你父母给的
我的是自己挣的
但是我自己挣来
我不会像你这么得瑟
你挣来的钱和父母给的钱
花的感觉就是不一样

(孟非)
好了,这个讨论到最后
我想,因为灯已经都灭了
这个事情对刘云超来说
现在你们说什么事情
可能都没有太大的意义了
好,非常遗憾,刘云超

(失败腿场)

(云超)
很多人很虚伪啊,我觉得
我觉得她们心里
不是这样想的
我不知道她们私底下
会不会给我留电话
会不会找我
因为我觉得
有钱没什么不好啊
我不屑,我不想宠着她们
我也不想理会她们是谁
我只是选我心目中的女孩子
我觉得没有出现
是因为我觉得她们不够诚实

(孟非) final thought
生活是丰富多彩的
人也是多种多样的
我们这个舞台上
我们会看到各种各样的人
对生活对金钱,对爱情
都有着不同的态度

非诚勿扰Transcript: 富二代 Part One (Chinese)



Here is a transcript in Chinese of the first part of the 非诚勿扰 episode that would apparent give the ladies everything they wanted, only to have them find out it isn't what the wanted.

Please enjoy. Any mistakes please let me know, I'd love to make this a transcript that is actually correct.

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

(云超)
大家好,我叫刘云超
今年23岁

(孟非)
刘云超,欢迎你
对面24个女孩看一遍
看好了吗
(11号)
能不能把她请出来
要看你能不能走到男生权利
对面的24个女孩
看看这位
没什么太大信心的男生
刘云超
你们的第一印象如何
请考虑

(爱之初体验)
(孟非)
请选择
(剩余:8/24)
想了半天
还给你一个吉样数字
还有把盏灯
马诺,为什么灭灯?

(马诺)
我觉得男孩子肩膀宽宽,有安全感

(云超)
是吗?我觉得你挺奇怪的,我觉得男孩子身材比例好
就有安全感,最美观,不是吗

(马诺)
但我喜欢肩膀宽一点的男孩子,不行吗

(云超)
可以啊

(马诺)
那谢谢

(云超)
OK

(孟非)
刘思辰

(思辰)
他刚刚说身体比较好,我觉得他腿短身子长,我没觉得你好

(云超)
那你的意思是
你身材比例很好吗
我觉的很奇怪啊

(思辰)
我觉得你很不礼貌

(乐嘉)
你有没有发现
反正是别人说话
他都喜欢去回应
强烈地回应

(孟非)

因为我们看到有些男生
条件也不错,长得也很帅
各方面条件都不错
也有女孩像刚才那样说话
他都默默地听着
然后就是面带笑容的

(云超)
我不喜欢
因为这就是我自己的个性啊
我就是这样
我觉得她们太虚伪了
我就很真实啊
我觉得她们那样是假装的

(马诺)
说谁虚伪呢

(云超)
我不知道啊
我在说虚伪的人虚伪啊
你跟我对话说明

停,孟非老师,下一个环节吧

(孟非)
我们看他的个人资料

(爱之再判断—基本资料)
(云超)
大家好,我叫刘云超
今年23岁
我从事证券公司方面的事情
还有一些做生意
今天正在筹备我的店
我的店开在商场里面
然后一个很大型的
麻辣春锅的店
我相信你们爱吃辣的女生
一定会非常喜欢
然后欢迎你们
当我的忠实顾客
然后你们来
我可以免费请你们吃哦
证券方面的工作
就是看天吃饭嘛,对吗
因为最近大行情不太好
也放那搁着
但无所谓吗
有的时候行情一起来的话
每个月挣个三五万
没有什么问题

(孟非)
武潇,你觉得他的收入状况满意吗

(武潇)
还可以吧

(孟非)
薛璐呢

(薛璐)
不错啊
但是我想吃辣
我希望他能带我去

(云超)
可以啊
只要你喜欢可以天天去啊

(薛璐)
我有这个荣幸吗

(云超)
有啊,试一试啊

(孟非)
胡元君,喜欢吃辣吗

(胡元君)
蛮喜欢吃辣的
还有那个

(孟非)
你的嗓子都这样了
还吃辣
能说话吗

(元君)
可以的,越来越好

(孟非)
好,马伊咪,你灯灭了,还想问

(马伊咪
对啊,我特别看不惯他
我想问你
你有什么好炫耀的
富二代多的是

(云超)
我没有炫耀啊
我就喜欢啊
我觉得你管不着啊

(马伊咪)
我觉得你现在的状态
就像一个没有断奶的小孩子
妈妈不给你奶吃
你你就哇哇叫
我觉得你对不起
你爸妈给你的这个身份
我觉得你完全可以成熟
可以做得很棒

(孟非)
好,来,我们看一下
为什么他会这样的状态
刚才说到他收入的问题
我们来看一看
他的个人存款有多少
大屏幕

(6000000元)
我的眼睛没数错的话
应该是六百万
马伊咪你接着刚才的话
往下说

(马伊咪)(stammering)
对啊
我觉得一个男人
你是过来选女朋友的
我们不是说去拿一张银行卡
谁的位数多,我拿哪一张
我是看感情的,我是看人的

(孟非)
武潇你刚才想说话

(武潇)
我从一开始,我就没说话
因为我觉得一个男人
这么有自信
总归是有他的道理
我之前非常想知道
他的自信的出处
现在我知道了
我觉得男人有资本自信
是好事

(孟非)
1号谢佳
很长时间没有问你了
想听听你对这个事情的看法

(谢佳)
每个人都是一本书
我想读一读这本书
到底是怎么样的
然后现在没有灭灯的原因
也是因为我比较欣赏
他的自信
因为虽然中国讲究中庸之道
不过也是需要这样的
有魄力的人才
不然都是中庸的话
永远包在壳里
永远没有想冲出来的
那种可能

(孟非)
刘云超,平常都喜欢做点什么事
下一个短片

(爱之再判断—兴趣爱好)
(云超)
平时跟朋友一起
玩玩车啊,去去酒吧啊
泡泡吧,K歌啊
然后打打高尔夫啊
然后钓钓鱼
也不是特别厉害吧
反正速度还可以
然后漂移啊
然后甩尾啊
都是我的拿手
这个车只是我平时玩的车
然后其实我家里
还有好几辆车
现在最好的一辆
是宝马3系的效蓬矫跑(?)
然后现在正在改装中
我想想,对了
马诺是不是挺喜欢宝马车的呀
她既然那么想哭泣
不如来我宝马这里哭泣
我觉得还不错啊

(孟非)
我们的规则是
灯灭了,不可以在亮起来
这是一个原则
马诺,如果我为你网开一面
允许你那灯再亮起来
你愿意吗

(马诺)
算了,我不喜欢比我还爱现的人
[比我还臭屁的人]